Welcome to the Upper East Side ...

Where two things reign, Old Money and the attitude of a New York socialite.

I'm the one they want to be like, the one they warned you about. My eyes have that deep mysteriousness of kept secrets. I'm almost always inherently inebriated, but always in Louboutin's. I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and if you aren't careful, I'll wear that dress you couldn't fit into, spill Campari on your new upholstered leather and steal your boyfriend.

I'm the UES Princess, and these are my problems.

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality - Oscar Wilde

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September 26, 2011